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IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION
Due to holiday volume increases, FedEx is no longer offering its money-back guarantee on all shipments through January 16, 2022.  Please keep this in mind when selecting a shipping method.  While we cannot guarantee on-time delivery on our FedEx packages at this time, we still strongly suggest using our FedEx 2nd-day service as it is still our cheapest method of shipping.  Should your FedEx package NOT arrive at its expected delivery date, no claims can be made for service failure due to the money-back guarantee cancellation.  We apologize for the inconvenience

Our Customers Say...

These testimonials are hilarious. Seriously.
Hahaha
This thing looks so real we use it on set when we need frontal nudity and the actor does not feel comfortable showing the real thing. Keep your eyes out you may be looking at a Monkey Dong not a "real dong"
Film Maker
Bruce and I just love the Monkey Dong we fill them up with whip cream and run around the house shooting them at each other
Gary
How about The Donkey Dong? It would be a foot long and have a gallon size pouch.
Upsell
Do you sell the John Holmes edition?
JH


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