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So far we have been able to maintain our promised delivery schedule

As we all work together to get through this difficult time, we want to assure you that we have put measures in place to ensure the safety and security of employees while maintaining our trusted service and uninterrupted supply of product for our customers

Our Customers Say...

This thing looks so real we use it on set when we need frontal nudity and the actor does not feel comfortable showing the real thing. Keep your eyes out you may be looking at a Monkey Dong not a "real dong"

Film Maker

Bruce and I just love the Monkey Dong we fill them up with whip cream and run around the house shooting them at each other

Gary

How about The Donkey Dong? It would be a foot long and have a gallon size pouch.

Upsell

Do you sell the John Holmes edition?

Thank god I found The Monkey Dong, my dick is small and I don't have the $5k for a surgical extension. This was the best $100 I have ever spent!

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