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Temporary Suspension of FedEx Money-Back Guarantee. The impact of COVID-19 is causing local, state, and national governments around the world to issue work and travel restrictions on a daily basis which are impacting our ability to meet our high standards of service. As a result, we have made the decision to suspend our money-back guarantee for all FedEx Express, FedEx Ground, and FedEx Freight services effective immediately until further notice. 


Many Priority Overnight shipments are not being delivered on time due to the current pandemic. Serious Monkey Bizzness understands that some instances require overnight delivery, it is important to note that it is NOT a guaranteed delivery. If you select Priority Overnight and it does not arrive on time, we will not be able to refund your shipping charges.

We recommend shipping FedEx 2nd Day, as the cost to ship is only $10.00

Our Customers Say...

My wife and I made a decision at the sperm bank, and the monkey dong gave our insemination process a more intimate touch
Liz Bean
She loves the color, and the leg strap with dong....I can whip it out on demand and give her the golden shower she loves with no worries!
angeofdangle, BestmechanicsRus
They call me Kong dong because I wield 3.163 inches erect. Anyway, it hurts my lower back packing that much meat. I use monkey Dong to strength my thighs and lower back so that my massive member doesn’t weigh me down or cause me to have severe lower back pain. A+
Chris jeffcote, Blue mambo
This use to be more than sufficient for the demanding woman, but just like a woman...always wants more! She told me last night I was 1-1.5 oz. light with her shower.....

She still loves your product during those wild n crazy nights...just wants more! Any way to get a larger quantity, say 4 - 5 oz? We have tried the dried powder but she says something about it feels weird.
longdongsilver, rustynuts
She loved it
Grey, Aaa

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