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Our Customers Say...

This thing looks so real we use it on set when we need frontal nudity and the actor does not feel comfortable showing the real thing. Keep your eyes out you may be looking at a Monkey Dong not a "real dong"
Film Maker
Bruce and I just love the Monkey Dong we fill them up with whip cream and run around the house shooting them at each other
How about The Donkey Dong? It would be a foot long and have a gallon size pouch.
Do you sell the John Holmes edition?
Thank god I found The Monkey Dong, my dick is small and I don't have the $5k for a surgical extension. This was the best $100 I have ever spent!
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