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MESSAGE FROM FEDEX

Temporary Suspension of FedEx Money-Back Guarantee. The impact of COVID-19 is causing local, state, and national governments around the world to issue work and travel restrictions on a daily basis which are impacting our ability to meet our high standards of service. As a result, we have made the decision to suspend our money-back guarantee for all FedEx Express, FedEx Ground, and FedEx Freight services effective immediately until further notice.

PLEASE BE AWARE

Many Priority Overnight shipments are not being delivered on time due to the current pandemic. Serious Monkey Bizzness understands that some instances require overnight delivery, it is important to note that it is NOT a guaranteed delivery. If you select Priority Overnight and it does not arrive on time, we will not be able to refund your shipping charges.

We recommend shipping FedEx 2nd Day, as the cost to ship is only $10.00

Our Customers Say...

This thing looks so real we use it on set when we need frontal nudity and the actor does not feel comfortable showing the real thing. Keep your eyes out you may be looking at a Monkey Dong not a "real dong"

Film Maker

Bruce and I just love the Monkey Dong we fill them up with whip cream and run around the house shooting them at each other

Gary

How about The Donkey Dong? It would be a foot long and have a gallon size pouch.

Upsell

Do you sell the John Holmes edition?

Thank god I found The Monkey Dong, my dick is small and I don't have the $5k for a surgical extension. This was the best $100 I have ever spent!

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