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FedEx is no longer offering its money-back guarantee on all shipments.
Please keep this in mind when selecting a shipping method.  While we cannot guarantee on-time delivery on our FedEx packages at this time, we still strongly suggest using our FedEx 2nd-day service as it is still our cheapest method of shipping.  Should your FedEx package NOT arrive at its expected delivery date, no claims can be made for service failure due to the money-back guarantee cancellation.  We apologize for the inconvenience.

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