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Temporary Suspension of FedEx Money-Back Guarantee. The impact of COVID-19 is causing local, state, and national governments around the world to issue work and travel restrictions on a daily basis which are impacting our ability to meet our high standards of service. As a result, we have made the decision to suspend our money-back guarantee for all FedEx Express, FedEx Ground, and FedEx Freight services effective immediately until further notice. 


Many Priority Overnight shipments are not being delivered on time due to the current pandemic. Serious Monkey Bizzness understands that some instances require overnight delivery, it is important to note that it is NOT a guaranteed delivery. If you select Priority Overnight and it does not arrive on time, we will not be able to refund your shipping charges.

We recommend shipping FedEx 2nd Day, as the cost to ship is only $10.00

Terms and Conditions

You must be over 18 years of age to place an order with Serious Monkey Business! If you are under 18, please leave now!

By placing an order with Serious Monkey Business, you agree not to use any of our products to defraud any test for illegal drugs. Serious Monkey Business takes no responsibility for what you do with any of the products purchased from this website.

All of the information presented on this website is for educational purposes only! Serious Monkey Business takes no responsibility for what you do with any of the information presented on any of our websites!

  • Buyer/user assumes all responsibility associated with the use of this product.
  • Buyer/User agrees to hold harmless all entities associated with this product.
  • The products on this website are not intended to violate any laws and are not for sale where prohibited.
  • Buyer/User warrants that products purchased are legal in his/her jurisdiction.
  • These products will not be shipped to anyone if the intended use is to influence a drug test.
  • Buyer/User warrants that he/she is of legal age.
  • We do not encourage or condone illegal activity of the use of illegal drugs, especially on the job or in the workplace.
  • You understand and agree that our products are not to be used for any illegal purposes, including the use of lawfully administered drug tests.
  • All sales are final.
  • Please note: Nevada residents pay 4.6% sales tax