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FedEx is no longer offering its money-back guarantee on all shipments.
Please keep this in mind when selecting a shipping method.  While we cannot guarantee on-time delivery on our FedEx packages at this time, we still strongly suggest using our FedEx 2nd-day service as it is still our cheapest method of shipping.  Should your FedEx package NOT arrive at its expected delivery date, no claims can be made for service failure due to the money-back guarantee cancellation.  We apologize for the inconvenience.

Terms and Conditions

You must be over 18 years of age to place an order with Serious Monkey Business! If you are under 18, please leave now!

By placing an order with Serious Monkey Business, you agree not to use any of our products to defraud any test for illegal drugs. Serious Monkey Business takes no responsibility for what you do with any of the products purchased from this website.

All of the information presented on this website is for educational purposes only! Serious Monkey Business takes no responsibility for what you do with any of the information presented on any of our websites!

  • Buyer/user assumes all responsibility associated with the use of this product.
  • Buyer/User agrees to hold harmless all entities associated with this product.
  • The products on this website are not intended to violate any laws and are not for sale where prohibited.
  • Buyer/User warrants that products purchased are legal in his/her jurisdiction.
  • These products will not be shipped to anyone if the intended use is to influence a drug test.
  • Buyer/User warrants that he/she is of legal age.
  • We do not encourage or condone illegal activity of the use of illegal drugs, especially on the job or in the workplace.
  • You understand and agree that our products are not to be used for any illegal purposes, including the use of lawfully administered drug tests.
  • All sales are final.
  • Please note: Nevada residents pay 4.6% sales tax