Privacy Policy

Totally Discreet: When it comes to your privacy, we are dedicated to providing you with a confidential ordering experience. We only ship in plain brown boxes or generic FedEx Express mailers only. Nothing on the outside of your order will indicate what you have ordered. Furthermore, your credit card statement will read SMBz, not Serious Monkey Business.

Order Information: The information we collect will be used only to make sure that your order gets delivered to you in the timeliest manner possible. We will never sell your information to a 3rd party or send you anything else in the mail.

Security: SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com utilizes its own proprietary shopping cart for all of our eCommerce transactions. All transactions are encrypted from your web browser to our dedicated servers. Only Serious Monkey Business staff can view your order information. After your order is delivered and paid for your credit card information is totally deleted off of our servers.

Privacy Policy Statement: Placing an order online requires that we collect personal and confidential information from you. Your privacy is of extreme importance to us, and this privacy statement discloses the privacy practices of SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com. If you have questions or concerns regarding this statement, you should contact the Serious Monkey Business Privacy Department by mail at:

562 Ventures Inc
6000 S. Eastern Ave. Suite 9B
Las Vegas, NV 89119

You can also contact us at info@SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com

Purpose of Information Collected: SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com collects information from this web site for the sole purpose of running a mail-order business. We only collect and use information necessary for us to ship and bill for items purchased, and to maintain the security of our site.

Information Sharing: We send the credit card information to our credit card processor for the purpose of processing your transaction.

We reserve the right to disclose your personally identifiable information as required by law and when we believe that disclosure is necessary to protect our rights and/or to comply with a judicial proceeding, court order, or legal process served on our Web site

Security of Private Information: Our site uses SSL encryption using a GeoTrust security certificate to protect sensitive information online. We do everything in our power to protect user-information off-line. All of our users' information is restricted in our offices. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job are granted access to personally identifiable information.

Any personal and private information that is sent to you by email will not compromise your privacy in any way. For example, we will transmit only the last 4 digits of your credit card with any status emails.

Email Policies: If you sign up for our electronic newsletter, we may periodically contact you using your email address. You may opt-out of this promotional email at any time by using the unsubscribe link in the email. If you place an order with our site without signing up for our newsletter the only email you will get from us is a receipt and order status emails. We will not sell, share, or rent this information to any other individuals or organizations. After your order has been paid for and shipped you can request that we delete all information about you from our database. You must make this request by emailing us at help@SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com.

Log Files: We use IP addresses to analyze trends, administer the site, and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use. Other log information is kept for security reasons, however, those data are only used to prevent or discover a hacker attack, and are not used for any other purpose.

Cookies: We may use session ID cookies. These bits of text are temporarily set on your machine. These would be used to make it easier for you to navigate our site, for example, to not have to log-in repeatedly. A session ID cookie expires when you close your browser.

Access to Personally Identifiable Information: If your personally identifiable information changes you may update your information by emailing our customer service at help@SeriousMonkeyBusiness.com. Archival data is not modifiable. As mentioned above it is possible to delete your information.

Changes in this Privacy Statement: If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes to this privacy statement, the homepage, and other places we deem appropriate so that you are aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances if any, we disclose it.

We reserve the right to modify this privacy statement at any time, so please review it frequently. If we make material changes to this policy, we will notify you here, by email, or by means of a notice on our home page.

Links to Other Sites: This Web site contains links to other sites that are not owned or controlled by us. Please be aware that we are not responsible for the privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage you to be aware when you leave our site and to read the privacy statements of each and every Web site that collects personally identifiable information. This Privacy Statement applies only to information collected by this Web site.