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Monkey Dong

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Price: $99.95
Product ID : MD

Monkey Dong
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Description

You've seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best! The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market - and it won't break your budget either with a price lower than any other of our competition! The Monkey Dong uses a unique silent internal valve that controls the flow of urine with a simple squeeze with one hand - just like the real thing!  Ready to use right out of the box, the Monkey Dong comes with heating pads, over 3.5oz of the highest quality imitation urine in the industry, and an elastic belt that fits up to a 54" waist!  The Monkey Dong comes in six lifelike, natural colors that match any skin tone!

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