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With over 15 years in the business and the best products on the market to help you pass your urine test at 1/2 the cost of the competition

You've seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best! The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market - and it won't break your budget either with a price lower than any other of our competition! The Monkey Dong uses a unique silent internal valve that controls the flow of urine with a simple squeeze with one hand - just like the real thing!  Ready to use right right out of the box, the Monkey Dong comes with heating pads, over 3.5oz of the highest quality synthetic urine in the industry, and an elastic belt that fits up to a 54" waist!  The Monkey Dong comes in six lifelike, natural colors that match any skin tone!

$79.95

 

We are proud to bring you the newest synthetic urine substitution device on the market - Monkey Whizz! This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with over 31 oz. of the highest quality synthetic toxin and disease free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt. (All medical grade) Also included are two organic heat pads, an easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions.

$39.95

 

The Monkey Flask's unique design, with a safety sealed flip-top cap, contains 3.5oz of the highest quality synthetic urine, that allows for easy concealment and ensures proper heating for up to 8 hours! Also includes one self-adhesive heat pad, easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions.

$24.95

 

Monkey Urine dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed.  You cannot contract any infectious diseases from this product and is chemically similar to real urine.  This product is stable for one year in the dry form.

$12.99 or 3 for $30.00

 

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Get your Organic Heat pads here! Last up to EIGHT HOURS!

 

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$1.99

 

1 Panel Urine Instant Drug Test Marijuana (THC) - 1 Test

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$15.95

 

5 Panel Urine Instant Drug Test
THC, Cocaine, Methamphetamine, Opiates and BZO - 5 Tests in 1

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$19.95